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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

darshanapathak:

I’ve always wanted to try a strappy monokini, but when I saw the gorgeous Nicki Minaj & Bei Badgirl sporting some cute strappy looks, I knew I had to have one! This one is courtesy of Oasap, you can find it here. Cute right?

“If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.”

I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

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writing-spectrum:

Today I strolled down Diagon Alley and had a butterbeer in front of No 4, Privet Drive. BEST DAY EVER.

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

blackcelty:

it’s 2014

stop making fun of black women for wearing a weave

stop making fun of black women for showing their natural hair

stop making fun of black women

stop

ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

sweetjanesays:

Tbh I get the biggest thrill out of telling non plus-size people where I got an article of clothing when I know that it doesn’t come in their size. Sure, it may make me kind of an asshole, but it happens so rarely and it’s such a nice fucking change.

LIKE SORRY THIS ONE DRESS ONLY COMES IN SIZES 14-32 AND YOUR SIZE IS EXCLUDED HOW DOES THAT FEEL? DOES IT FEEL SHITTY? WELCOME TO MY LIFE. 

*sashays away to simple plan* 

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